Joke pack · 27 jokes

Animals

Wild ones, tame ones, and a suspicious number of chickens.

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AnimalsWhat do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.AnimalsWhy do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work.AnimalsWhat do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator.AnimalsWhat do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk.AnimalsWhy did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide.AnimalsWhat's a frog's favorite drink?Croak-a-cola.AnimalsWhy are fish so smart?Because they live in schools.AnimalsWhat do you call a pig that does karate?A pork chop.AnimalsWhat do you call a bear stuck in the rain?A drizzly bear.AnimalsWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.AnimalsWhat did the mother buffalo say to her son when he left for school?Bison.AnimalsWhat do you call a dog that does magic tricks?A labracadabrador.AnimalsWhy did the spider go to the computer?To check his website.AnimalsWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?So-fish-ticated.AnimalsWhat's a cat's favorite color?Purr-ple.AnimalsWhy don't elephants use computers?They're afraid of the mouse.AnimalsWhat do you call an owl that does magic?Hoo-dini.AnimalsWhat do you call a snail on a ship?A snailor.AnimalsWhy was the horse so happy?Because he lived in a stable environment.AnimalsWhat's the difference between a cat and a comma?One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.AnimalsWhat do you call a happy kangaroo?A hop-timist.AnimalsWhy do giraffes have such long necks?Because their feet smell.AnimalsWhy don't ducks tell jokes when they migrate?Because they'd quack up mid-flight.AnimalsWhat kind of dog can jump higher than a house?Any dog. Houses can't jump.AnimalsWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato.AnimalsWhy do bees have sticky hair?Because they use a honeycomb.AnimalsWhat do you call a turtle that flies?A shell-icopter.