Joke pack · 19 jokes

Sports

Slam dunks, home runs, and the occasional foul groan.

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SportsWhy can't basketball players go on vacation?They'd get called for traveling.SportsWhy did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?In case he got a hole in one.SportsWhy did the football coach go to the bank?To get his quarterback.SportsWhat do you call a pony with a cough?A little hoarse.SportsWhat's a runner's favorite subject in school?Jog-raphy.SportsWhy can't you play basketball with pigs?They always hog the ball.SportsWhat's a gymnast's favorite subject?Flip-losophy.SportsWhy do basketball players love donuts?Because they can dunk them too.SportsWhat's a boxer's favorite drink?Punch.SportsWhy was Cinderella so bad at soccer?She kept running away from the ball.SportsWhat lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match.SportsWhat do runners eat before a race?Fast food.SportsWhat's a golfer's favorite letter?Tee.SportsWhy can't fish play tennis?They're afraid of the net.SportsWhat's harder to catch the faster you run?Your breath.SportsWhat did the baseball glove say to the ball?Catch you later.SportsWhat animal is the best at playing baseball?A bat.SportsWhat's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?The punch line.SportsWhy don't grasshoppers watch soccer?They prefer cricket.