Joke pack · 26 jokes

Food

Fresh, clean, and only mildly cheesy.

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FoodWhy did the banana go to the doctor?It wasn't peeling well.FoodWhat do you call cheese that's sad?Blue cheese.FoodWhat do you call a sad strawberry?A blueberry.FoodWhy did the cookie go to the doctor?Because it felt crummy.FoodWhat's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot.FoodWhat do you call an apple that plays trumpet?A tooty fruity.FoodWhy did the donut go to the dentist?To get a filling.FoodWhat kind of key opens a banana?A mon-key.FoodWhat do you call two banana peels?A pair of slippers.FoodWhy couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?It was on a roll.FoodWhat's a pretzel's favorite dance move?The twist.FoodWhy was the strawberry stressed out?Its family was in a jam.FoodWhat's a taco's favorite kind of music?Salsa, of course.FoodWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?Where's popcorn?FoodWhat do you give a sick lemon?Lemon-aid.FoodWhy do hamburgers fly south for the winter?So they don't freeze their buns.FoodWhat did one plate say to the other?Dinner's on me.FoodWhat kind of nut has no shell?A doughnut.FoodWhere do burgers dance?At the meat-ball.FoodWhat did the cake say to the fork?You want a piece of me?FoodWhy are bananas never lonely?They hang out in bunches.FoodWhat vegetable do sailors avoid?Leeks.FoodWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?A mushroom.FoodWhat does a nosy pepper do?It gets jalapeño business.FoodWhat table can you eat?A vegetable.FoodWhat's an astronaut's favorite meal?Launch.