Joke pack · 29 jokes

Knock-Knock

Who's there? The good ones.

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Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Boo.Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Cash.Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Cow says.Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.Interrupting cow wh-- MOO!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Tank.Tank who? You're welcome!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Orange.Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Olive.Olive who? Olive you and I always will.Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Atch.Atch who? Bless you!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Ice cream.Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Honeydew.Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear another joke?Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe.Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Dishes.Dishes who? Dishes a really funny joke, isn't it?Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Water.Water who? Water you waiting for, open the door!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Owl.Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Turnip.Turnip who? Turnip the music, this is my jam!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Nobel.Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Kanga.Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Little old lady.Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Doughnut.Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, just let me in!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Harry.Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Snow.Snow who? Snow use, I forgot the joke!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Weather.Weather who? Weather you like it or not, here's another joke.Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Cereal.Cereal who? Cereal-ly, open the door already!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Figs.Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Radio.Radio who? Radio not, here I come!Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Ken.Ken who? Ken you let me in already?Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Mustache.Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.Knock-KnockKnock knock. Who's there? Butter.Butter who? Butter let me in, my hands are full!