Joke pack · 14 jokes

School

Straight-A material. Homework not included.

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SchoolWhy was the math book sad?It had too many problems.SchoolWhat's a pirate's least favorite letter?You'd think it's R, but it's the C.SchoolWhy did the boy bring a ladder to school?He wanted to go to high school.SchoolWhat did the calculator say to the pencil?You can count on me.SchoolWhy did the clock in the classroom get sent to the principal's office?For tocking too much.SchoolWhy did the student wear sunglasses in math class?It helped with di-vision.SchoolWhat's the smartest state?Alabama, it has four A's and one B.SchoolWhy can't you trust an atom in chemistry class?It makes up everything.SchoolWhy did the music teacher need a ladder?To reach the high notes.SchoolWhat's the best grade to grow plants in?Kinder-garden.SchoolWhat's a snake's favorite subject?Hiss-tory.SchoolWhat's a computer's favorite snack at school?Chips.SchoolWhy do wizards do so well in school?They're great at spelling.SchoolWhat's a teacher's favorite tree?Geome-tree.