Joke pack · 15 jokes

Seasonal

The right joke for the right time of year.

Flip through the deck
SeasonalWhat do you call a snowman in July?A puddle.SeasonalWhy did the turkey join the band?Because it had the drumsticks.SeasonalWhat's a pumpkin's favorite sport?Squash.SeasonalWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?Snowflakes.SeasonalWhat's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?Straw-berries.SeasonalWhat do you call a reindeer with bad manners?Rude-olph.SeasonalWhat do elves learn on their first day of school?The elf-abet.SeasonalWhat do you call an old snowman?Water.SeasonalWhat do snowmen call their kids?Chill-dren.SeasonalWhy do bees stay inside all winter?Swarm.SeasonalWhat flowers grow on your face?Tulips.SeasonalWhat season is it when you're on a trampoline?Spring-time.SeasonalHow does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?Egg-sercise.SeasonalWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack?The abdominal snowman.SeasonalWhy did Santa's helper feel sad?He had low elf-esteem.