Joke pack · 30 jokes

Dad Jokes

The mother load of dad jokes. Made with real bits of dad, and every one is clean enough for the whole table.

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Dad JokesWhy don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts.Dad JokesWhat do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh.Dad JokesWhy did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.Dad JokesWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear.Dad JokesWhy don't eggs tell jokes?They'd crack each other up.Dad JokesI only know 25 letters of the alphabet.I don't know y.Dad JokesWhat did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing, it just waved.Dad JokesWhy did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged.Dad JokesWhat do you call a fake noodle?An impasta.Dad JokesWhy did the bicycle fall over?It was two tired.Dad JokesHow do you organize a space party?You planet.Dad JokesWhy don't scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything.Dad JokesWhat's the best time to go to the dentist?Tooth-hurty.Dad JokesDid you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?He just needed a little space.Dad JokesWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work?A can't opener.Dad JokesI'm on a seafood diet.I see food and I eat it.Dad JokesWhat do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?Tyrannosaurus wrecks.Dad JokesWhy couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?Because he was always spotted.Dad JokesI used to dislike facial hair.But then it grew on me.Dad JokesWhy did the picture go to jail?It was framed.Dad JokesHow does the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it.Dad JokesWhat do you call a belt made of watches?A waist of time.Dad JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho cheese.Dad JokesI told a chemistry joke.There was no reaction.Dad JokesWhy did the stadium get so hot after the game?All of the fans left.Dad JokesWhat's brown and sticky?A stick.Dad JokesWhat do you call a group of disorganized cats?A cat-astrophe.Dad JokesWhy don't oysters share their pearls?Because they're shellfish.Dad JokesWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore.Dad JokesWhat do you call a boomerang that won't come back?A stick.